The Cloud of Unknowing
Sailing Through Space-Time
"Oh, sinking love, On the cloud of unknowing, every satellite up here is watching.
Waiting to see what the morning brings, may bring sunshine on its wings."
Gorillaz
Onboarding
Artwork by Tihomir Nyagolov @ tihomirnyagolov
Welcome aboard The Cloud of Unknowing, a metaphorical spaceship hurling through space-time at the speed of life. My name is Thooyaa (2ya), and I consider myself an extraterrestrial crusader and scientist. For 28 years, I've been piloting this ship to explore, observe, and analyze our universe. Along this journey, you may encounter enigmas, acquaint yourself with other forms of life, gain insights, or discover new ways of navigating the universe.
If you haven't already done so, store your carry-on baggage underneath the seat in front of you, or up in the way-over-my-head bin. Please have a seat and fasten your seatbelts, as it could be a bumpy ride through the black holes.
Oxygen and air pressure are always being monitored within this ship. But if something happens, then we're fucked. Just think we'll all be stardust someday. If you want to be a hero, remember to help yourself first before attempting to help others, and make sure to practice whatever it is you're preaching.
If you're easily triggered or offended, please sit near the emergency exits, as you may need to float off into the abyss at some point. If at any time you feel space-time sickness and need to regurgitate your thoughts and opinions, please do so in Uranus. Just remember to keep it clean. If you ruin the floor, no more free hypothetical peanuts for you.
To all you haters and trolls out there: You can't humiliate me! I humiliate me! Go to Pluto!
No one actually knows where the fuck we're going. There's no destination, only a journey. Thanks for being here. Enjoy the ride!
Table of Contents
For those of you who are very confused and can’t understand these metaphors :
Sun: AKA Sun... You know, source of energy and life? This is the Homepage.
Mercury: Hermes was the messenger for the Gods. Your messenger is me. This is the About Me page.
Venus: Venus is the Greek goddess of love and prostitution. So naturally, this is my Blog page, except I don’t get paid.
Earth: Our home planet. This is my Social Media page, where you can see all the shenanigans I get up to daily.
Mars: Often associated with ambition and the future of humanity - This page is for my Career. (Coming Soon-ish)
Jupiter: Jupiter is big. I haven't decided what I will do with this page yet. (Not Coming Soon-ish)
Saturn: Is my favorite planet, the planet of Renewal and Creation. Here you’ll find artwork, music, and an awesome reading list. (Coming Soon-ish)
Uranus: This planet is broken and spins on its side. The Barf Bag - provided for you to vomit your thoughts into. Some would call it a Community Forum. You'll need to sign up to post. No spam or marketing, I promise.
Neptune: It is windy here. This is the Store, Careful with your money!. (Coming Soon-ish)
Pluto: Is Disqualified. Just some debris. Nothing to see here.